If you’re not ready to delay gratification when your are angry, to hold your tongue, lower your voice and sometimes wait till the appropriate time, day or even month before you can deal with an issue thoroughly…. don’t get married. Immaturity is the inability to delay gratification. Marriage is
for the mature.

If you’re not ready to leave centre-stage and allow someone else to become your focus, your study, your muse… don’t get married. Selfish people make very bad spouses. In marriage you don’t lose yourself but your heart has to be big enough to gain someone else. And soon, with God’s blessing: crying, diaper soiling, demanding little ones will start coming!

If you are not ready, to stand up
and calmly deal with meddling in-laws as a united front: The opinionated sister, the insensitive uncle, the domineering father, the manner less brother, the nosy aunt….. don’t get married. Boundaries do not exist automatically, they must be created. A good spouse is committed to respectfully standing up for and protecting their marriage from meddling relatives. Don’t abandon your spouse before your relatives. It’s

If you are not ready to pay bills….don’t get married. Love does not pay bills. PHCN will not give a
waiver because your love is “Oh so strong and your gazes at each other, Oh so romantic”.

If you are not ready to let go of your opposite sex “best friends” and invest that into your spouse to like, to laugh, to play, to be silly and to enjoy life with them, above anyone else… don’t get married.
Affairs happen because people do not marry their best friends. Someone else holds their heart. Someone else gets them better. Someone else
inspires them more. Marry your best friend and cultivate your friendship so that you remain best

If you are not ready to stop competing with the Joneses…. don’t get married. Let the Joneses buy their yatch when you are still walking, and enjoy the walk. Your journeys are different. They may have to cross the oceans but you may be going through the road route. A boat might not do you any good on your journey. You must be ready to pace yourselves: stop competing, stop spending your future before you get there, stop the debt, stop trying to impress people. You must be content to enjoy your journey without defining your happiness simply by measuring your progress against other people.

If you are not ready to be an open book. To tell the whole story of your past, deal with the memories, expose the failures and risk rejection….don’t
get married. It is fraud to have someone sign off their life to you without the full details. The past is a
touchy and demanding friend. It always shows up in the marriage. It doesn’t enjoy being ignored and the more you snob, the bolder it becomes and the more tantrums it throws. It will mess up the “neat” and “all together lovely” image that you are struggling to maintain.

If you are not ready to let go of your philandering and wild oats sowing…. don’t get married.
Don’t take somebody’s son or daughter and subject them to your germs and your indiscretions. It never ends well. It’s romanticised in the movies, it’s being fronted as the only “realistic” way to stay married and keep the fire burning. But truth be told, the only thing that the fire will burn will be you, your spouse and your children. That family will
burn for generations in bitterness, disease, fear, failure, hatred, broken hearts, broken dreams and

Finally, if you are not ready to let
go of the adrenalin rush of a risque life and to settle down….don’t get married. The great Colombus who
we are told “discovered” America, had a diary that was long sought after. People wanted to read about the wild journeys, the tempestuous seas, the reckless pirates they fought, the death and the danger they must have encountered. When it was found, there was great disappointment. Majority of the pages simply had 5 words: “This day, we sailed on.” Marriage, like life in general, has many “we sail on” days. You have to learn to find the thrill in the normal ‘everydayness’ of it. If you depend on wild romance, all night sex [ha], romantic cruises, wild parties, impulsive moves across continents, tempestuous fights and make up sessions to be happy, you may be disappointed. You have to learn to thrill in gentle smiles, loving hugs, knowing looks, cozy moments, shared chores, cute babies,
everyday work, dreaming together, praying together and simply living together. If these things are not thrilling, exciting and satisfying, you will look for a way out. The “boom twaff” moments are still there, but they are normally punctuations to the ‘usualness’ of living. They cannot be your reason for getting married. They are unsustainable on an everyday basis. The one you choose must be thrilling to you even in the most mundane of moments.

Never let anyone pressure you into marriage. You are either ready or you’re not: You decide!. But please don’t marry somebody and then punish them to live with your childish ways for the rest of their lives.
A childish baby is cute but a childish adult is extremely frustrating.


One thought on “DON’T GET MARRIED IF….

  1. reya mak says:

    Beautiful writing miss ejomah,enjoyed it a lot,wish people would consider some of your pionts before getting married and that soceity would stop presurising people into marriage when they are not ready

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